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We buy our cat, Casper, an expensive "kitty condo" but he pays it no mind. Instead, he would rather have the cardboard box that the thing came in!
Any cat toy, in the world, he could have... but he'd rather play with the plastic rings left over from the tops of plastic milk jugs!
Oy-vey! 
Le carton de Casper!
Need selfie stix.
...a belfie is essentially a selfie taken of your rear end from behind.
The term was coined by Kim Kardashian, and the pose is favored by celebrities like Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Heidi Klum, Nicki Minaj, Cara Delevingne, and Jen Selter.
http://www.businessinsider.com/belfie-stick-2015-1
Belfie! :D
Hey? You takin' pitchurz?
And he gets a 10.0 from the East German judge!
Just give me the catnip and your friend won't get hurt.
Since this site is frequented by creative people who make teddies and other kinds of plush items, the animal picture of the day is a good way to spark ideas for new designs.
A cute cat picture might spark some new animal creation.
Think of it as an on-line sketchbook for ideas. 
double slow
A snail goes into a police station and shouts, "Officer! I want to report an accident!"
The policeman asks, "What happened?"
The snail says, "I've been run over by a turtle!"
"Did you get a look at him," asks the cop?
The snail replies...
"I don't know... It all happened so fast!"
Iguana go shopping...
...but I have to mind the budgie...
...so I'll just hop to it and be cartfull.
Is the world tipping slightly to the right?
Happy Holidays to all of my Teddy Talk friends!
May your days be Beary and bright! 
"Is Monday over yet?"
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air—
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!
Of course, this defies the Law of Gravity... but I never studied law.
Well... I WOODEN like it but, apparently, it SITS well with him!
It's chair-y flavored.
"Darn! I don't think it was such a good idea to let them read 'Gulliver's Travels' after all..."
This is the song that doesn't end.
It just goes A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh!, my friend!
Some people started singing A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! not knowing what it was
But they'll continue singing A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! A-Weema-Weh! forever just because...
Well, actually... It was falling over all by itself. I was only trying to stop it!
In the jungle...the mighty jungle....OH, NO!!! I'll never get this song out of my head now!
The "nuclear weapon" of songs to blast all songs that won't get out of your head... with ANOTHER song that you will NEVER, ever get out of your head...
"The Song that Doesn't End!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ
(Don't say I didn't warn you! )
