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Ohhh Dilu, Wishing you much luck with the surgery & a very speedy recovery!!!!! My tip for you: take homeopathic Arnica beginning the day before surgery & for a couple of days beyond...will help prevent bruising & swelling...oops...the "mother hen herbalist" comes out sometimes...sorry... missing you already just thinking about it...keeping you in my thoughts
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that is a great one!!!! still roflmbo...I love it!!!! Did you write that?
Spoolies....I had them when I was a teenager...they might really look cute on a Gollie's hair. I just did a Yahoo Search & omg..they are still available!!!lol
All of you Aussie TTers...Hope you are all safe...When I read the news story about Cyclone Larry last night, all I could think of were all the folks who I have gotten to know on here who are from that part of the world...keeping you all in my thoughts!
Waving good bye~~~~ to the beautiful Gollies heading for their new home...have a safe trip...and a special landing...Dilu..they are so wonderful...perfect tribute to "days gone by"...what memories!!!!
PS...my poodle skirt was lavender felt with white poodles...and yes...ya just had to wear the wrong day undies!!!! and do you remember "spoolies"
mine is needle felted & beaded...but might give some inspiration
Judi,
I am soooo much enjoying the wonderful tour! I really love it!!! I grew up on a small dairy farm in Upstate NY many years ago, much smaller scale...but your tour is bringing back wonderful memories for me. Thank you thank you thank you & your family & kritters(real & stuffed) :hug: :hug: :hug:
COWBOY JOKE
An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a ****. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch tv -- everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a ****."
Hmmm ...since this is in the Needle Felting catagory...how about getting a styrofoam egg for a base..and needle felt an egg on it...then cut as desired...so this cute little kritter can sit in & have a hat too...just what comes to mind here.....make sense? I am not sure I explained this the way I visualize it in my head...lololol...Junior is sooo cute!!!
Shantell...that is wonderful ...thanks for sharing ...."I Wish You Enough"
AIRPLANE HUMOR
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots marked with a
P)
and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
(By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an
accident.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
There are bells ringing in my head now...NF ATCs...hmmmmmmmmmm 
Daphne,
lol oh yea...the movie bunnies...hey...but at least you have something to look forward to after...Hope that project is going ok...my co-basketweaver works on movie sets...doing painting & plastering...I understand how...ahemmm ...interesting it can be to try to please those "movie folks"!!!
Daphne,
When I first started exploring needle felting, one of the things I found was this link...
http://www.peak.org/~spark/gallery.html
This lady does some incredibly beautiful flat felted work...
Here is "Felty" a needle felted easter bunny with his felted eggs & basket I recently finished. He is 3 1/4 inches sitting & has hematite rice bead eyes & felted nose and is 5 way string jointed.
I love all the bunnies here so far & look forward to seeing more 
Ummmm...needle felted tongue???? Just my 2 cents....
WTG Kim...Snowy is very sweet! Moveable heads sure make these kritters more posable!
ROFL...I had seen the Husband Store one, and sent it to a friend, and he replied with the Wife Store one...When Nanc posted hers today I just had to follow up with the Wife one...Perhaps we could have a "joke" area here...because I seem to have a ton of them:) And Laughter is soooo important!!
hmmmm...no...guess you haven't heard about the new store across the street!!
The Wife Store!
A new wives store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Awww thanks everyone!!! I will leave my pic here...and I will try to get one that shows more of my face sometime. lol It was just such a shock to see my avatar change into me & my dog...then I realized lots of others did that too... It still suprises me every time it happens though.
Kimberly,
Guess I have done too much searching on the web. I tried "hummel knitting" was not right..them I tried " Hummel knitting with bird on lap"...lol I don't give up easily...guess I love a challenge...glad it helped...plus I love hummel's
OK...ok I got brave & posted a picture of me...and now every time I happen to roll over my avatar with my mouse...I am getting another kiss from my sweet dog...but what's up with that...it's a bit scary...lol who has been playing? All the avatars change to Pictures of the real person...if they have posted a picture!!!!akkkkkkk...can we take back our real pictures?????
lol...hmmm you think we will get used to this new feature????
Daphne,
Blessings upon you all thru this...Keeping good thoughts for you & yours.
