I think God made pets to.........
trip you up as you walk downstairs :doh:
make you feel guilty about eating when they're not :redface:
cover your clothes in hairs so you look more like them :dance:
wake you up early at the weekend but not during the week when you have you get up for work :twisted:
break wind then get up and walk off making it look like YOU made the bad smell :twisted:
make you look bad by going up to strangers managing to appear half starved when they only ate five minutes ago :redface:
the list is endless really - who said animals are dumb
Any more to add folks?