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Swan Valley BearsWanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See - Men just don't listen!
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Doodlebears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Nice one!
Hugs and giggles, Jane. 
DENBY BEARS:dance: :clap: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: That was so funny, I can see the bird now, my daughter has 3 parrots and they can talk up a storm.
very funny I was hysterical... thanx it made my day
KiddoBears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: I would not mind having this one in my home.He truly is protective as a guard sheriff parot so your dog can respond on his defense :crackup: :crackup: They are both adorable.
heehee :crackup: :crackup:
hugs!
Melanie
I like it!! :clap: :clap:
Hugs
Marilyn
Dolls N Dreams:clap: :clap: :clap: :crackup: :crackup: 
Laurie Lou Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Laurie :hug:
Past Time Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
I loved that one.
