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Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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matilda Oct 16, 2005

For Boat Owners

Twin brothers were named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him "Im sorry for your great loss, you must feel terrible"

Joe said "Oh hell not actually, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her - she was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelt like dead fish, she was always loosing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. The hole got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it got to be too hard to keep her upright. But what really finshed her off was those four tough guys who wanted to rent her for a good time. I warned them that she was'nt any good. But they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The darn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they were trying to get into their various positions, she just split right down the middle!

The old woman fainted....... :redface: