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Got this today and thought some of you might like it 
In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those
bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw --
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Hugs
Vicki
Past Time Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bears by JodiHa ha ha!!! So funny!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Just brilliant!
Tami Eveslage Original Teddy BearsThat last one is killer!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Brisbane:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bearhaven BearsO my goodness I think I peed my pants :redface: this is just to funny, I'm still giggling.
Thanks for sharing
Hugs Deborah
Chaska, MinnesotaI love it. That is too funny...
bears by beesley TMOh Vickie Honey! Ha Ha Ha !! You just confirmed what I always knew about myself!
Hugs Louise
Real Deal Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh vicki that was a laugh and a half :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Nioka BearsLOL! Actually over the years I have encountered people who really NEED instructions like those! LOLLLLL
Charlotte Des Roches Designs:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Hugs &
Jane Perala Designs Ltd.Thanks for the morning chuckles Vicki - started my day off right!
Matilda Huggington-beare:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I'm wondering if chainsaws can be stopped with a packet of nuts?
