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I hope no one really minds these. I just love to 'collect' them, as I do still consider myself blonde....even if I've gone dark and grey overtime Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :hug:
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree
and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child I am sorry to do this but I need the
money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park
at 7AM."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
another."
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