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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
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I just had to share this email i got today  :crackup:

You may have read recently about the person whose kidneys were stolen
while he passed out. Well, read on. Something like this happened to me and
countless other women.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones were the texture of lumpy porridge. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years?

Whose thighs were these and what had happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and those tights that pull everything in.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.
My bum was next!
I knew it was the same gang, because they took the pain to match my new rear end to the thighs they had lumbered me with earlier. I couldn't believe it my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original. Now, my rear complemented my thighs lump for lump.
Frantically I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

Last year, I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was brushing my hair when I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was getting really scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time.
How clever and fiendish.

AGE? Age had nothing to with it. Age is supposed to creep up,unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair I have given up short-sleeved T-shirts.
Last month, my neck disappeared faster than the Christmas turkey, which it now resembled.

That's why I have decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. WOMEN OF THE WORLD WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.
That really isn't plastic those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?
The next time you suspect someone has had a face 'lifted' look again. Was it 'lifted' from you? I think I finally found my thighs and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!!

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR TOWN EVERY
NIGHT. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last night I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am keeping them
safely hidden in my waistband  bear_tongue

Hugs
Vicki

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

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Last night I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am keeping them

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Shari Nova Scotia,Canada
Posts: 1,712

Ditto Heather!!  :crackup:   :crackup:   :crackup:   :crackup:

pandamac 'EmBears
Northern New York State
Posts: 917
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: Oh, am I supposed to eat my supper now????? This is hilarious! love it!
Ellen

wendi Toggle Teddies
Derbyshire
Posts: 597
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:crackup:  you just wait 'till they get to ya knees, they inject fatty deposits in 'em so they match ya upper arms....then ya need knee hammocks to support 'em  :crackup:  :crackup:

Lisa q.D.paToOtieS
Near Fredericksburg, VA
Posts: 1,349

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Oh, too funny!

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,144

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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  That's me, alright!!

Lynn Wisconsin
Posts: 834

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Very funny.  Thanks for a good laugh.

Lynn

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

Last night I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am keeping them
safely hidden in my waistband  :P

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Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

Oh, how hillarious!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

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DebbieD Posts: 3,540

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Ouch!  :crackup:

BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
Posts: 2,837
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I thought I was going mad - now I finally have an explanation for all these droopy bits on my body!!!!   I can't wait to tell my husband that it's not my fault and I have medical evidence to prove it!!!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

I liked the PS part !!!!  Laughed till I had tears !!!

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Cleathero Creations Cleathero Creations
Ripley, Queensland
Posts: 1,925

:crackup:  love it how true is it.
it feels like it happens overnight.

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

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Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
Posts: 3,739
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Oh , now that explains everything !!  Soooo Funny !   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

I Love Teddies South Florida
Posts: 1,684
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