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fredbear Fred-i-Bear
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!


Lynette

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
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patsylakebears

I love it Lynette  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

clare14 Country Bears
England
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clare14

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   I love it!!!   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Just shows you when you stretch the truth a little they'll come a runnin'  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin
Good on the old guy, he's got more sence than a lot of people.

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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Michelle Helen

Very funny..... :crackup:  :crackup:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Watch out for us old people!!

Swan Valley Bears Swan Valley Bears
Penn Valley, CA
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Swan Valley Bears

Excellent ! ! !   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Gijzette Elfin Bears
Mount Dora FL
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Gijzette

Quick thinking on his part.  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs,

thumperantiques Newcastle, Ontario
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thumperantiques

That's perfect!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

                                           hugs,

                                           Brenda

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Dilu

[size=26]GRAY POWER[/size]

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Jodi Falk

UMMMMMMMMMMM ... its true !!! The older you get , you just do things your way !!!

I Love Teddies South Florida
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I Love Teddies

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KiddoBears KiddoBears
California
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KiddoBears

Nice story! George had to do what he had to do! bear_thumb  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :hug:

Stellajella Wien
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Stellajella

Lynette,
elderly people sometimes have the wicketest ideas :crackup: ...
cool!

Gaby bear_flower

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