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Posts: 3,540Sooo many of these sound like some of my late night ponderings... 
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did :crackup: :hug:
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knoc k somethi ng else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And to finish with...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends --
if they're okay, then it's you.!!!!
Laurie Lou BearsThey were great Debbie-and so true :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Laurie :hug:
Bruinwerksand...
Why is "BRA" singular but "PANTIES" plural???
Thanks for the chuckle Debbie!
Cheryl 
Brisbane:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Wien:crackup: Debbie, cool!
My favorite:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Cheryl, good point! :crackup:
Gaby
Posts: 3,540and...
Why is "BRA" singular but "PANTIES" plural???
~ YEAH!!! :crackup:
I just love these...I think my favorite was the bit about getting hit in the ankle with the shopping cart, and then we carry on saying its okay... 
Drea's BearsWhy do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
AndreaM 
Flying Fur StudiosIn winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
I was just wondering this today!
Thanks for the chuckle.
