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Posts: 3,540...and yes, I'm blonde..or at least, still consider myself Blonde 
Trust me, its not insulting....
A blonde is in desperate need of some $$, so she goes up to this house and knocks on the door. A guy answers the door, and she asks if there's any odd jobs she can do around the house for $20.00
"Well", he says, "you can paint the porch. There's cans of paint in the garage, and everything's ready."
He closes the door, and his wife, looks at him, as she's overheard the whole conversation.
"Doesn't she realize the porch extends on three sides of the house? She'll be there most of the day, that's not really fair for $20.00"
"Well, she was standing on the porch when the deal was made, so surely she knew how big it was." he responds.
A couple of hours later, the blonde knocks on the door again, all smiles.
"I'm finished!" she announces. "In fact, it took me so little time to do, that I gave it a second coat."
The man stands there stunned....
"Oh", she continues, "Just so you know, that's a Ferrari, not a Porche"!!!
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Chaska, Minnesotao.k. that was a cute one....
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Laurie :hug:
