How to photograph a new puppy / General / Teddy Talk: Creating, Collecting, Connecting

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DebbieD May 26, 2007

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on
puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your
head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Fix a drink.

19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach
puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

:crackup: Reminds me of dog grooming, and attempting 'puppy's first clip' bear_rolleyes

Past Time Bears
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SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorMay 26, 2007

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Michelle Helen May 26, 2007

Oh I just love it!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Dolls N Dreams
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TamiL May 26, 2007

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Marlys May 26, 2007

Don't you just love puppies!
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Sunnie Bears
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That hit the nail right on the head! Believe me, I KNOW! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

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LisaAP May 26, 2007

He, he! That made me smile, don't ya just love puppies. bear_tongue

Regards

Lisa

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Stellajella May 26, 2007

:crackup: :crackup: sweet puppies! What a joy they are!

Gaby bear_flower

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Brockville, Ontario
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MerBear May 27, 2007

I still snicker when I recall the time my sister and I took my two young Bostons to a Pet Smart photo shoot. I tried to keep them on the table while she made silly faces and squeaked the toy to get their attention and the photographer tried to get some good takes! :photo: I don't think she'll ever do that again.

Marion