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Burlison Bears
Louisville, Kentucky
Posts: 1,174

burlisonbears Jul 10, 2007

Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know
what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses
sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift?! Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them. < BR>~~~
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?