Diary of a Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in the
March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months ...
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions
8 cups of water won't fit into those little
June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ...
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...
October - Hate M &M's ... they are just so hard to
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh
December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ...
there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Whew! What a year!!
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
YES!!! She's right the capitAl of California is "C" because the CapitOl of California would be Sacramento :clap: :clap: :clap:
Soooo glad I'm not the only one to have troubles with those Kool Aide instructions :doh: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
These were great