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TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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Diary of a Blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it

was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to

print labels.

Helllloooo!!!  bottles won't fit in the

typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw

puzzle in 6 months ...

box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power

went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions

...

8 cups of water won't fit into those little

packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a

lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...

learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ...

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C"...

isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's ... they are just so hard to

peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh

108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ...

there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

Whew! What a year!!
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BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
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HI Tami - they were so funny, although I can say that as I am a brunette!!

SueAnn Past Time Bears
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kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
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:crackup:  :doh:  bear_laugh  bear_grin  :crackup: too funny, i just sent that to the blonde girl I work with!!!

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
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Terrie Terries Bears
Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada
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:crackup:  :crackup: I will have to send these to my sister!......giggle, giggle....... :crackup:

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September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

YES!!!  She's right the capitAl of California is "C" because the CapitOl of California would be Sacramento  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:

Soooo glad I'm not the only one to have troubles with those Kool Aide instructions  :doh:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

These were great  bear_thumb

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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Acipenser Bine-Teddies
Stockholm
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Soooo? (I'm blonde)  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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:crackup: I so dearly hope you didnt pull these out of your own diary. It would be hard  not to notice that you are ..'blonde'... :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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