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BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.... who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was.  She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his Mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.  You don't suppose she took it do you?"  Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate....But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar.


Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.  But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in the OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow....

Love
Mom.


Lesson of the Day:     Don't Lie to your Mother.....

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: Good one - it never gets old.
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Kelly Blondheart
Colorado Springs, Colorado
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:crackup: That was hysterical

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hehe cute Christine!

samanthapotter Mary Myrtle Miniatures
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Good one!!!!!! bear_grin

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See Mums always find a way.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_flower  bear_thumb

Marion Acid Attic Bears
Versailles
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Marlys Waggle Bears
So Cal Desert
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Very cute story. Good for mom.

All Bear All Bear by Paula
Kent
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Love it!!!  :crackup:

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

Priceless!!!!   bear_laugh

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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that is very funny!!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jennskains Posts: 2,203

Ha!  Thats a good one!

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