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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the
bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one
foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and
pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches
into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he
places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful
piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls
out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'


So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a puff of smoke
and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one
wish. Just one wish; each person is only allowed one!'

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a
million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar
is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's
a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'

'Tell me about it!!' says the man. Do you really think that I asked
for a twelve inch pianist?
bear_grin

Hugs  :hug:
Vicki

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

Ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha a ah  !!! I needed a good belly laugh !!!!!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

Ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha a ah  !!! I needed a good belly laugh !!!!!

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

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katiecountrymouse1 KatieCountryBears
Bolton-le-sands, Carnforth
Posts: 3,101
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Hi Vicki,
Love It! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  bear_wub

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

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Oh Vicki, that's a good one. There's nothing like starting a Saturday morning than a good laugh. I hope you've set me up for the weekend.I certainly have a smile on my face right now.
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Giggly Hugs, Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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Luxemburg, Wisconsin
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Sydney
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