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TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller :  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller :  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller :  No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:    My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller:    No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller:   Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller:   I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:   No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:   Running from the Police.

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,155

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

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DebbieD Posts: 3,540

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   Fudge, now I'm outta breath from laughing so hard!!  :crackup:

It makes me soooo glad I'm not an emergency dispatcher  bear_whistle

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

doodlebears Celebration Ambassador

What a load of dip sticks!!!!!  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs, Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_flower  bear_thumb

samanthapotter Mary Myrtle Miniatures
Cheltenham, UK
Posts: 800
Website

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jacky jacky
essex
Posts: 100

great  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin some people, im so glad im not on the end of phone :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: jacky

jacky jacky
essex
Posts: 100

great  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin some people, im so glad im not on the end of phone :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: jacky

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