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MerBear MerBear Originals
Brockville, Ontario
Posts: 1,540

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
      >
      > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my
      > Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
      > Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
      > suggestion.
      >
      > 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
      > Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
      >
      > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
      > Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this
      > Take?' I asked.
      >
      > 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
      >
      > I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between
      > My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
      > Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
      >
      > He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
      > Again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
      > straw.
      >
      > Stupid, stupid man.

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

doodlebears Celebration Ambassador

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Love it!

Hugs, Jane.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Lovethosebears Yorkshire
Posts: 1,899

:crackup:  bear_cry  :crackup:  That was brilliant!!!

Hugs Ali x

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
Website

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Nice one

Hugs  :hug:
Vicki

Jack&Lilia Jack & Lilia
Gloucestershire
Posts: 3,488
Website

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Melbear Melbear's Quality Collectibles
Spruce Grove, Alberta
Posts: 527
Website

Heehee, I'd send this one to my SO but he might use it! lol.  bear_grin

Hugs!
Melanie

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

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mjbears mjbears
northants
Posts: 1,298

thats is the funniest thing ever :crackup:  lol i bet he is in the dog house  for a while  thanks for sharing with us its made my dayxxxxxx

bearlykidzbears Bearly Kidz Bears
Lodi, Ca.
Posts: 166

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Swan Valley Bears Swan Valley Bears
Penn Valley, CA
Posts: 1,845

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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

oh that is rich!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

tuppies teddies Tuppies Teddies
Lindenow, Central Gippsland
Posts: 1,969

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