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kellydean k e l l y d e a n & c o m p a n y
Narrowsburg, New York
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Three women died in a car accident and went to heaven. When they arrived Saint Peter said , "Here is only ONE rule in Heaven don't step on the ducklings."


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When they came in, they saw that it was true there were ducklings all over. It was almost impossibel not to step on one of the ducklings, though they try very hard the first woman had an accident and stepped on one of those. Saint Peter arrived with the ugliest man ever seen, put them together in chains and says  "That's your punishment for stepping on a duckling, and forever you'll be chained to this ugly man!"





Next day the number two woman stepped on a duckling. The man who see everything, Saint Peter, arrives with another ugly man, using the same comment as yesterday he chains woman number two to that man.




The third woman has seen what happened to her girlfriends, and don't want that to happen to her, so she walks very, VERY carefully.




She managed not to step on the ducklings for several months, and one day Saint Peter came to her, with the most handsome, and beautiful man she had ever seen. very tall, long eyelashes,  muscular and not fat at all.
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Saint Peter put them together in chains without a word. The woman said: "I wonder what happened, that I should be chained with you forever."










The guy said, "I don't know what YOU did, but I stepped on a duckling!"

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
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matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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An Oldie but a goodie Not seen it told with pictures before though. bear_thumb  bear_grin

Gail Bear With Me Enterprises
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BearBottoms 'Bear' Bottoms Originals
Ft. Bragg, NC
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doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Oh Kelly that's so funny.
Seeing her prize for not stepping on the ducklings was sooooo cute, I wouldn't have minded being called UGLY.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs, Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_flower  bear_thumb

Woodbury Park Bears Woodbury Park Bears
Central Coast New South Wales
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Woodbury Park Bears

I love stories with pictures  bear_wub  bear_wub  the ducklings  of course  :crackup:  :crackup:

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All the better with pictures  :photo:

Eileen Baird'sBears
Toronto
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Thanks for the cute picture(s), Kelly bear_wub

DENBY30 DENBY BEARS
EDISON, NEW JERSEY
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  bear_grin that was toooo funny. LOVE IT!

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  That was a good one...

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