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BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
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I came round in the recovery room feeling sick and very sore,
But I suppose I should expect that, when they'd just removed a Boil.

Any other time I wouldn't mind, but now I was full of gloom,
'Cause this boil had come up on my "You Know What", the first night of our Honeymoon.

We'd waited so long for our Wedding day, and the night to end all nights,
When I'd prove at last I was a man, but now I was in this plight.

She said she wanted lots of kids, they were nice to have around.
And I'd promised her I'd do my bit, and I wouldn't let her down.

I looked over at the bloke laid next to me, God, why did he look so well.
After the operation he'd just had, he should have been going through hell.

I'd met him before we had our Op's, and he'd said, "KIDS" he wanted no more,
But his wife had refused to take the Pill, so I knew what he'd come in for.

I thought, "The Silly Bugger", he must be round the bend,
My producing days would soon begin, but his had come to an end.

Then they wheeled us back into the ward, I felt I could hardly move.
But soon I'd be back with my lovely Bride, and my Manhood I would prove.

Later on the Doctor came around, and he examined the bloke next door.
Then a Funny look came over his face, what it meant I wasn't sure.

Till he raced around to my bed, and what followed I just couldn't take,
As he quickly pulled back the sheets and said,

"Oh My God.......We've made a mistake."





-Margaret Lemmon.

wazzabears Wazza Bears Australia
Bulli
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thats funny.  :crackup:
Could you imagine.

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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Carolynn Teenytinyteddybears
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opps :redface:  :clap:

Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
Posts: 5,354
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Oh no  bear_shocked

Hugs
Carolyn

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

bear_shocked  bear_shocked  bear_shocked  :crackup:  :crackup:

katiecountrymouse1 KatieCountryBears
Bolton-le-sands, Carnforth
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Hi

Love it!!!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:
Love Kayx. bear_wub

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