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He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, Darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Joe asks:
'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!.. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'
Broken Coffee Table
$239.99
Hot Breakfast
$4.20
Two Aspirin
$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......priceless!!
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hugs,
Brenda
LOL!!!! Thanks Tami!
hehe, funny
Just perfect!!!!!! :dance: :dance:
Love kayx.
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Clever guy! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Even in a drunken state he said the right thing.
Hugs, Jane.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Love it!!! Priceless is right!!
What a guy....
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