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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorOct 3, 2006

THE UGLY FROG

An older lady was some what lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

                                     

He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

                                     

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

                                               

So! the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

                                 
                                     

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, [INVALID], young, handsome prince.

                                   

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADYS KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS

  NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

  COME ON GUESS!

  SHE TURNED INTO THE

  Wait for it!

FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

                                                     

She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

                                         

OLD LADIES ROCK!

Hugs Jane.

             

gotobedbears Oct 3, 2006

HA HA HA AHA AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Oh Jane you have cracked me up this cold crisp Tuesday morning.

The ugly frog certainly turned into a right cracker - where did you find him? Yum. 

Penny 

Carolyn Green Oct 3, 2006

That is great Jane - love it!

Hugs
Carolyn

BootButtonBears Oct 3, 2006

Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!

Tracy Oct 3, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Judi Oct 3, 2006

HA...It's always good to have a laugh! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

You're so funny Jane!   :hug:  :hug:  :hug:

Bonnie Oct 3, 2006

               

samanthapotter Oct 3, 2006

Fantastic!! 
Just what I needed to read after an exhausting day out at work!!

Jodi Falk Oct 3, 2006

That a GIRL !!!!! Wowie Zowie !!

Jennskains Oct 3, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

sarahjane Oct 3, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Shelli Retired Help Advisor, Banner SponsorOct 3, 2006

Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!

HA!  That's almost funnier than the joke!  You crack me up, Bonnie... and you too, Jane. 

Naughty girls.