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He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So! the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, [INVALID], young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADYS KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
SHE TURNED INTO THE
Wait for it!
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK!
HA HA HA AHA AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Oh Jane you have cracked me up this cold crisp Tuesday morning.
The ugly frog certainly turned into a right cracker - where did you find him? Yum.
Penny
That is great Jane - love it!
Hugs
Carolyn
Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!
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HA...It's always good to have a laugh! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
You're so funny Jane! :hug: :hug: :hug:
Fantastic!!
Just what I needed to read after an exhausting day out at work!!
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Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!
HA! That's almost funnier than the joke! You crack me up, Bonnie... and you too, Jane.
Naughty girls.