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doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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THE UGLY FROG


An older lady was some what lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.


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He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."


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The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."


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So! the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

                                 
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IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, [INVALID], young, handsome prince.


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THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADYS KISS.



SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS


  NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?



  COME ON GUESS!








  SHE TURNED INTO THE


  Wait for it!




FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!



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She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!


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OLD LADIES ROCK!



Hugs Jane.

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gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

HA HA HA AHA AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Oh Jane you have cracked me up this cold crisp Tuesday morning.

The ugly frog certainly turned into a right cracker - where did you find him? Yum.  bear_tongue

Penny  bear_grin

Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
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That is great Jane - love it!

Hugs
Carolyn
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BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
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Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!

Tracy ThimbleBeary Originals
Iowa
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Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
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HA...It's always good to have a laugh! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

You're so funny Jane! bear_wub  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
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samanthapotter Mary Myrtle Miniatures
Cheltenham, UK
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Fantastic!! 
Just what I needed to read after an exhausting day out at work!!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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That a GIRL !!!!! Wowie Zowie !!

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sarahjane Brisbane
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Shelli SHELLI MAKES
Chico, California
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BonnieBears wrote:

Let's all head off to the pet shop!!!!

HA!  That's almost funnier than the joke!  You crack me up, Bonnie... and you too, Jane. 

Naughty girls.

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