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Aleta - The Silly Bear The Silly Bear
Portland, Oregon
Posts: 3,119
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I admit it....I'm blonde.  Always have been.  Well, wait a minute.  I take that back.  For two years I was a redhead.  I thought that people would take me more seriously if I weren't blonde.  It didn't work.  My son would always tell me my blonde roots were showing.    bear_tongue 

Anyhoo.....People have always loved to tell me blonde jokes.  Now with e-mail they send them to me.  Here is one my Mom, yes, my Mom, sent me this afternoon.

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!! " So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.  "What's that," he asked? "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied........"Two popsicles and some coffee."  :crackup:  :crackup: 

This one really tickled my funny bone.  I hope it did yours too!

Warmest bear hugs,  :hug:
Aleta

Dilu Posts: 8,574

Thanks hon.... :crackup:

I was never blonde and my son still asks if I color my hair.....you don't have to be blonde to BE blonde.....

gollyhugs
dilu

Its mostly silver, that's pretty close to blonde....right?

edie Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
Posts: 2,068

Really cute, Aleta!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

:crackup:  :crackup:  bear_thumb

Celena Oxford
Posts: 461

A good one Aleta!  Thanks for making me smile on a working Saturday  bear_original  Ohhhh....I just bought a Thermos recently...hmmm...now I wonder could I put some ice cream inside and smuggle it into the hospital for my sister hee hee.

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