For artists and collectors sponsored by Intercal...your mohair supplier and Johnna's Mohair Store
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person
I am sure we all need to take some of these at some time or another.
Lynette
LOL :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Priceless!!! :crackup: