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Past Time BearsI just received this from a friend (60+) in my email. Enjoy.
Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations:
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DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
>>1. A nose ring and bifocals
>>2. Spiked hair and bald spots
>>3. A pierced tongue and dentures
>>4. Miniskirts and support hose
>>5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
>>6. Speedo's and cellulite
>>7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
>>8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
>>9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
>>10. Bikinis and liver spots
>>11. Short shorts and varicose veins
>>12. Inline skates and a walker
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And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
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>>13. Thongs and Depends
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Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you go shopping!
Bwahaha! Too funny!
Newcastle, OntarioSue Ann,
That is so hiliarious - thanks for posting it!
hugs,
Brenda
Jellybelly Bearshehe, so funny...and true lol
Terries Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: That is TOO funny!
BruinwerksToo, too funny....of course I'm no where near 50....ahem!
Cheryl 
Drea's Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
The thought of #13 is hillarious! :crackup: :crackup:
AndreaM
So good!
Hugs
Carolyn
Dolls N Dreams:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
DoodlebearsNow that's ruined my birthday wish...I wanted....
(7). A belly button ring to go with my gall bladder surgery scar....phooey!!!!
Hugs Jane.
Thats brilliant :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Thanks for sharing it
Pauline
Bears by Jodi:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
OH my head !! I can see all those pictures in my minds eye !!! :crackup:
Waggle Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
You can see a lot of no. 9 here in the desert. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Chaska, Minnesota:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: very funny.
Melbourne, Australia :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Hey Sue Ann, wadda ya mean over 50???
There are a lot of under 50's that could take note of this dress code....especially
No 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge!!!!!
You seen some of the teenagers lately?
Cleathero Creations:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Some of it is so true!!
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Yeeeoch to number 3!! and number 1 just royally left me giggling 
These are great!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Ahem, and you are quite correct about some of the teens with #9.... although I admire them. I my day they would have been crucified at school had they shown up like that.....definitely no mercy 
Mountain Dreamer Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
That's great Sue Ann! Thanks for the laugh!
Matilda Huggington-beareheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh :crackup:
Esmerldasand my young, thin daughter would say that part of #6 (the speedo) is a fashion faux pas on anyone!
This was great -- thanks for the smile!!
