Skip to main content

Banner Sponsors

Teddy Bear Academy - Online teddy bear making classes
Johnna's Mohair Store - Specializing in hand dyed mohair and alpaca

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

Here's mine:

I karate chopped a phone riding a motorcycle because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want.


Your turn! Follow the directions, then copy and paste into a new note with your sentence at the top, and tag your friends!


Pick the month you were born:

January----- --I kicked
February---- --I loved
March------- --I karate chopped
April------- --- I licked
May--------- --I jumped on
June-------- -- I smelled
July-------- ---I did the Macarena With
August------ --I had lunch with
September--- -I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- I yelled at
December---- I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbour
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------a noodle
23------Chuck Norris
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an iPod
29------a surfer
30------a homeless guy
31------a llama


What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car
2 ---------On your car
3 ---------In a hole
4 ---------Under your bed
5 ---------Riding a Motercycle
6 ---------sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8----------at the dinner table
9 -------- -In line at the bank
0 -------- -in your bathroom


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------- --because I'm cool like that!
Black------- --because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- --because I'm NOT crazy.
Red--------- --because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- --because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want
Green------- -because I think I need some serious help.
Purple------ --because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- --because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---- ----because I can.
Other------- --because I'm a Ninja!
None-------- --because I can't control mysel

Teddy Tales My Teddy Tales
Massachusetts
Posts: 523

HERE'S MINE :        I JUMPED ON MY BEST FRIENDS BOY FRIEND IN A HOLE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.



OH MY!  THAT WAS FUN, THANKS JUDI

                     


  LOUISE

Marlys Waggle Bears
So Cal Desert
Posts: 4,089

I yelled at my neighbor sliding down a hill because I can and because I'm a Ninja...

I adapted a bit...my tee is "oatmeal" so I doubled up on brown, which it really isn't, and other.

thumperantiques Newcastle, Ontario
Posts: 5,643

I ran over a banana in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help!
  :crackup:  :crackup:

                               hugs,

                               Brenda

sylvia bjb blue jean bears
Posts: 1,137
Website

Here's mine:

I ran over an iPod in line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy!!

Thanks Judi ....very cool!!

Dreli-Bears Dreli-Bears
Salzburg
Posts: 720
Website

Here's mine:

I yelled at a fork In a hole because I'm NOT crazy.

  :dance:

oh how funny - Silvia I'm too wearing a pink shirt -  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 21,707

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

I licked a baseball bat in my car because I can.  YUCK!

minkbears Vintage Mink Bears by Kathy Myers
Lakewood CA
Posts: 1,387
Website

I karate chopped a llama in your bathroom because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Sheryl Tuckerbears
Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 183

I karate chopped my neighbour Under your bed because I'm AWESOME!

bear_grin

baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
Website

I loved my dog on your car because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway  bear_shocked  bear_shocked 
:crackup:  :crackup:  It could also be because I'm cool like that. As i am wearing a Orange and White top  bear_whistle

Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
Posts: 5,354
Website

I jumped on a pickle in an elevator because I think I need some serious help.

bear_ermm


Hugs
Carolyn
bear_flower

Off The Paw Artist Bears by Lesley
East Neuk
Posts: 1,101

bear_grin  heres mine  -[color=] I had lunch with a snowman on your car because I'm a ninja[/color]

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

  I smelled a gangster In a hole because I'm NOT crazy.
                                     
bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

bearkidz bearkidz by Marion Fraile
charlotte
Posts: 1,276
Website

I karate chopped my brother on your car because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want. bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

bearbottombears Bear Bottom Heirloom Bears
Nova Scotia Canada
Posts: 189

Tee Hee ..this is fun.... here's mine:
I did the macarena with my sister in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.
:crackup:  :crackup:

Jack&Lilia Jack & Lilia
Gloucestershire
Posts: 3,488
Website

I loved my best friends' boyfriend in your bathroom because I'm cool like that!  bear_rolleyes  :crackup:
thanks for the chuckle Judi!  bear_grin

BFB-Lyn Brimbin Forest Bears
NSW, Australia
Posts: 3,711
Website

bear_grin Very funny but here is mine.....

I YELLED AT A SQUIRREL ON YOUR CAR BECAUSE I'M [INVALID] AND I DO WHAT I WANT   :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs Lyn  bear_wacko

Gail Bear With Me Enterprises
Posts: 1,319
Website

Heres mine
I loved a snowman at the dinner table because that's how I roll!!!!
Hugs
Gail :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

I karate chopped a Smurf on your car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader! :crackup:
OK, that was hubby's..... mine is just plain gross so we won't go there!

ScaliWagGrrs ScaliWagGrrs
Denver, Colorado
Posts: 1,157
Website

I had lunch with a gangster in your bathroom because the voices told me to.
hehe
Beth

momanimallover Taber, Alberta
Posts: 1,795

This is just too funny! I'm still laughing at all of yours :lol Here's mine:

I kicked my brother in line at the bank because big bird told me to and he's my leader  :crackup:  :crackup:

bearhug07 Strange Bears
Sydney
Posts: 444

So funny - but I'm NOT showing my best friend this!!


I did the Macarena with my best friends' boyfriend in line at the bank because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want

Goldelocs Bears Goldelocs Bears
Brisbane
Posts: 611

Some of these are hilariuos  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Here's mine...
I smelled a squirrel in a hole because that's how I roll

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

LMAO!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   Thanks for posting.  These are hilarious.
Here's my hubby's :  I did the macarena with a surfer in an elevator because the voices told me to.

Sue Ann...yours made me laugh out loud...yuck.  And Daphne now I am really curious about yours. :crackup:  :crackup:

Board footer

Powered by FluxBB

Banner Sponsors


Past Time Bears - Artist bears designed and handcrafted by Sue Ann Holcomb
Shelli Makes - Teddy bears & other cheerful things by Shelli Quinn