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Flying Fur StudiosThis one really gave me a good chuckle 
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
> >> >"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting
> >> >today,and all the other kids could only count to four,
> >> >but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!"
> >> >
> >> >"Very good," said her mother.
> >> >
> >> >"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "
> >> >
> >> >Yes, it's because you're blonde."
> >> >
> >> >The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> >> >"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the
> >> >alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it
> >> >to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
> >> >
> >> >"Very good," said her mother.
> >> >
> >> >"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> >> >
> >> >"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
> >> >
> >> >The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> >> >"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
> >> >today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat
> >> >chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
> >> >reveal a pair of 36Cs.
> >> >
> >> >"Very good," said her embarrassed Mother.
> >> >
> >> >"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> >> >
> >> >After some hesitation the mother replied,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
> >> >
Past Time Bears:doh: :doh: 
Posts: 3,177HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!! 
Penny 
Mountain Dreamer Bears
How can you tell when a blonde has been using the computer?
By the White-Out on the monitor screen.
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HAHAHA... but also, BE NICE!!!
Patsy Lake Bears Posts: 8,574Awwww, says she laughing, some of my best buds are blonde.... 
but in all honesty I would laugh at my self just as much... 
But I shouldn't be laughing because I'm blonde along with DH, my mom, etc. As Shelli said, be nice. 
Mountain Dreamer BearsSincere apologies to Shelli and any other blondes my silly joke may have offended!! 
Being a natural blonde myself and definately not stupid, I never took blonde jokes too seriously or was offended by them. I don't believe people really think blondes are dumb. I certainly don't think blondes are stupid, dumb or otherwise impaired!! In fact, some of the smartest, funniest, most special people in my life are blonde and I would never try to intentionally hurt someone's feelings. Sooo...
No more blonde jokes from me. I promise!! :hug:
Contrite hugs,
Bonnie
Oh, I don't think anyone is offended, Bonnie; by this joke or any other. It's hard to offend me. In fact, I enjoy playing along -- hence, the silly picture of me with blazing yellow hair, and the laughing at myself inherent in it; and the smilies, which I made sure to include, so everyone knew I was laughing at myself and at this joke.
Keep the funnies coming, you and Heather and whomever else wants to post them... and don't read too much between the lines. I think if someone is offended here, you'll hear about it outright! Hopefully, via private message.
Luxembears
I am not one for wearing words on shirts but I just bought a shirt that reads: "Blonde and smart".
I believe "dumb blonde" came from the 60's when it was cool to be blonde and a bit daft. I only question the intelligence of that who believes hair color has any 'bear-ing' at all one one's intelligence. "Dumb Blonde" is getting old.... oh well....
What do you call a blonde wearing a brunette wig? Artificial intelligence.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? There are M &M shells all over the kitchen floor.
oh I have more.......
Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane. The guy turned to the beautiful blonde seated next to him and made his move by saying,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?""Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces large clumps. Why do you suppose that is?""Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
BEAR ME SHOOTKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Judi that's hilarious!! :twisted:
Posts: 1,277 Still laughing, Judi!
Bonnie, don't stop telling blonde jokes! I think they're funny and I'm not offended. It's fun joking around!
LuxembearsI agree Chrissie! Keep 'em coming ladies...no offense taken here either. Laughing is good for the soul!
Kim-Bee BearsLOL Judi, love the one about the M&Ms!
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Matilda Huggington-beare OH JUDI!!!
Kim-Bee BearsBlonds don't listen
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK
Hugs to all the blondies :hug: (I was blonde until I was 4)
Funny, Kim!
Past Time Bears :doh:
<groan>
Kim-Bee Bears
LOL :hug:
Luxembears
I love being blonde. This way, if I do something stupid I can blame it on my hair.
