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Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
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baggaley bears Mar 8, 2006

lol here's another one

THE BARBER
>
>A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can
>get a haircut?"
>
>The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About
two
>hours."
>
>The guy left.
>
>A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How
>long before I can get a haircut?"
>
>The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours."
>
>The guy left.
>
>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long
>before I can get a haircut?"
>
>The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a
half."
>
>The guy left.
>
>The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow
>that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait >
>for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
>
>A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
>
>The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
>
>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your
house."
bear_grin
Hugs
Vicki