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Blonde female driver lead footing it down the highway, is pulled over by a blonde female traffic cop.
The cop says "you were exceeding the speed limit, show me your licence."
The driver begins rummaging around in her handbag and getting increasingly exasparated, asks "what does it look like?
Cop replies "it's about this big with your picture on it."
The driver spots her vanity mirror in the bottom of her bag, pulls it out, looks at it, hands it to the cop "is this it?"
The cop looks at it, then says "so sorry, didn't realise you were a cop, on your way."
:crackup: Ouch--I'm glad I'm a mousy l'Oreal brunette. And some days I'm worth it :crackup:
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Nice one Sandi!
Hugs Jane.
I'm a brunette and I loved it!!!!!!!!
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NICE ONE
Penny
Thanks, glad you enjoyed a giggle.
Any more blonde jokes anyone?
hugs,
Sandi
I'm blonde but love this joke very much
Blonde and loved it! :crackup: :crackup:
JeannieB
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I hope the blondes know I'm not having a go at them personally...I just find there's a lot of jokes out there about blondes...and of course the IRISH!
What I like best is, blondes and the Irish can laugh at themselves...just like the Aussies!
I'll post some Aussie jokes later.
Big hugs
Sandi
Well I AM blonde (dirty dishwater, but hey) and I LOVED it :crackup: Actually I love to 'collect' blonde jokes....