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beary_clairey Jul 19, 2006

The Best Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Deb Jul 19, 2006

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clare14 Jul 19, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:    Claire that IS the best fairy tale!!!   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorJul 19, 2006

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Jodi Falk Jul 19, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   Too funny , sad but true also !!! 

                                              Jodi Falk

chrissibrinkley Jul 19, 2006

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Judi Jul 19, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: I especially like the last bit.

lemmonbears Jul 19, 2006

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BootButtonBears Jul 19, 2006

Claire, I just loved it.  Shall have to keep that one and read it to my daughter when she is older!

Marie_ Jul 20, 2006

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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorJul 20, 2006

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                                             Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                             But what would we do without them...
                                             yeesh! I'm feeling a bit wonky brained this morning,
                                             I should have said

                                             ...what would they do without US!

Hugs Jane. 

Terrie Jul 20, 2006

    That is hilarious!

BootButtonBears Jul 21, 2006

Scientific fact:

Single women live the longest, next come married men.
Third longest living are married women, last in the longevity stakes are single men.

Scientific conclusion:

Single women are having the time of their life, doing what they want, when they want, and hence live a long, peaceful life.

Married men spend their lives being cooked for, cleaned for, washed and ironed for and generally babysat their entire lives, and so do pretty well in the living stakes.

Married women come in third as they are tired, worn out, and have never had the opportunity to "retire".

Single men die earliest, as they never had a good woman looking after them.  They never bothered to cook properly, exercise, or moan at their wife, which is very good for the stress levels.

Scientific disclaimer:  Single women do live the longest, the rest I just made up!!!!