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Posts: 3,177Through a veil of snot and tears.......... 
..................i am writing this with a really awful cold girls. I feel sorry for myself.
sniffle sniffle snuffle
I have a Moonling with just a head, a doll without any eyes, a website half built and i just noticed a huge cobweb hanging from the lampshade when the sun shone through the window - dammit
In an annoying whiney voice PenPen says "I dobn't feel bery well and cand't binish anyding" (translated from the snottynose language as - I don't feel very well and can't finish anything). I can hardly see through my watery eyes and am considering stitching up my nostrils to stem the flow - but i suppose i might drown, better not.
Gimme some sympathy girls or at least some hilarious gags please :pray:
PenPen
Nova Scotia,Canada:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: 
:hug: :hug: :hug: I'm just getting over a cold. :hug: :hug:
Back Road BearsAw, that's all that's wrong is a cold??? Here I thought you were going to tell us something happened to Terry's mother or a meteor landed in your new garden or you got in a bar fight and broke your hand so couldn't make bears.
But I'm still sorry you feel misearble. I HATE being knocked down by a cold.
Hang in there Pen. Or hang upside down... perhaps all that crud will run out faster that way????
Hope you're better soon! Please, for the Moonling's sake, stay away from it.... though a snot and tear covered Moonling could be an interesting look! Remember when we went through the strange stuff people sell on eBay.... SNOT and TEARS would win!!!
Feel better!
Daphne
Posts: 3,177Dank You Bery Mudch Girlds 
LISA - you took so mudch tdrouble wid dhe piccies - Bless You :hug: :hug:
SHARI - i hobe you are feelingh bedder now :hug:
Acid Attic BearsOh dear ! :hug: :hug: :hug:
I hope you feel better soon ! :hug: :hug:
I do not have any hilarious gag, I'm afraid, but I send you all my sympathy. :hug: :hug: :hug:
Pandy Potter BearsYou poor thing, probably everything catching up with you so to speak. Heres a joke for you.
A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia." :hug:
Apple Dumpling DesignsAww Penny....that just sucks...now go wipe your snotty nose on Terry's coat. Dry your eyes...and get a drink. Didn't they use to use hot brandy or burbon for colds back in "the day." If nothing else it'll make you warm and fuzzy.
Serenity and I send our hugs!!!
Bears by EdieEven when you're sick, you're hilarious Penny! Started my day off with a laugh - even though I do feel sorry for you! I hate being sick! Hope you are feeling top notch again really soon.
Bears by JodiBear Hugs !!!!
Jodi Falk
Posts: 1,277Oh, I don't have silly jokes, but I sure do hope you're feeling better soon!
Past Time BearsAwwwww . . . Poor Penny!
Eeeew!! You're all gooey! Hot peppermint tea will make you feel better....even if only for a little while. 
Warmest hugs (even if I have to spray myself down with disinfectant!), :hug:
Aleta
Posts: 2,203Plenty of vicks and lots of ginger. Poor thing! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
Bear Paws by RoxanneHey PenPen!
Here's one for ya....
:crackup:
Hope you get to feelin' better soon
Posts: 3,177HOO HOO HOO - very funny jokes girls ESPECIALLY the ones that were sent to me cos they were too rude for TT................thanks Miss X
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I have a HUGE spot coming up just under my right eyebrow now - i expect it will explode overnight and blow my head off.
PenPen
BrisbaneBetween the snot, tears and the huge exploding spot...I have an incredible picture in my head!!!
Penny even when you're sick you are hilarious :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Hope you feel better soon :hug:
Posts: 3,177Your vile in such a funny way Penny, I am wetting myself here :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
If you think that's vile missus.................have you ever squeezed the side of your nose and all the little white worms pop out? C'mon you know you have
:crackup:
Sarah Jane - glad i make you giggle 
You'll all be sorry when my head explodes
Patsy Lake BearsAhh Pen so sorry that your not feeling so well. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: take care and I hope your feeling much better soon..
Bear Paws by Roxanne:crackup: :crackup: Is anyone else gagging here?!?! :crackup: :crackup:
Chaska, MinnesotaWant to feel better? The answer is laughing. My dad sent me this e-mail on church bulletin with misprints. Some are very funny. Enjoy:
Subject: More Church Bulletins
Church Bulletins: Thank God for the church ladies who type them. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement! Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
Posts: 8,574[size=18]George Clooney gone missing?[/size]
[size=24]For heaven's sake girl, buck up! [/size]
[size=18]I hope you feel better soon, and your new avatar is smashing![/size]
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Jellybelly Bearsoh dear, i'm trying to eat lunch as i read through this post lol. sorry penny your feeling so awful! but glad you still have your sense of humor
Hot lemon and honey drinks always make me feel better when I have a cold.
Sorry you are not well, through your veil of snot and tears - you poor dear.
I hope that you will soon be feeling better.
Hugs
Carolyn
Posts: 3,177:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
To say that you are at deaths door with this cold.......You are still on Top Form Penny
HA HA HOO HOO HEE HEE
What a face huh? That kid is sooo cute - but sticky :crackup:
I have'nt quite reached the stage where i have bubbles coming out of my nose Mel although i did have a cuople of crusty candles under my nose this morning when i woke up.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Can i get more vile do you think?
PenPen
Rufnut Teddy'sPen, your are so funny even though you are feeling so unwell. :hug:
Well I will never forget my kids when they were babies teething, dribbling and runny noses. And the big old greenies, I will let you figure that one out. :crackup:
Hang in there Pen. Rest up and keep warm. :hug: :hug:
