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I found that in my email the other day and thought I´d share it with all you apples...and grapes  bear_grin

Women are like apples on trees. 
The best ones are at the top of the tree.  Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them unt il they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


Have a good one!

Gaby bear_flower

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Oh my it is sad to say ....BUT TRUE !!!!! I have raised 2 sons....but at a point they become men .......what happened  bear_whistle GOD just made us different and we are strange in our own way also in return  bear_grin

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Pumpkin & Pickle Bears
East Sussex
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Oh, that one's GREAT!!!!

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