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Tracy Sep 29, 2006

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10.. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Now, I think #5 and #14 have to be my favorites     ..............................

Tammy Sep 29, 2006

   

Daphne Sep 29, 2006

This'll tell you something about my hubs.....#4 & 6 are my favs! :crackup:

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorSep 29, 2006

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sarahjane Sep 29, 2006

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Carolyn Green Sep 29, 2006

  So good!

Jodi Falk Sep 30, 2006

Yep, Yep, Yep  :dance:  To funny ... but true . Sorry guys

                       

Jellybelly Bears Sep 30, 2006

so funny!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Bonnie Sep 30, 2006

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beary_clairey Sep 30, 2006

I love em !!!

Claire

Tracy Oct 1, 2006

This may help support my claim for #5  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: .........................