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Tracy ThimbleBeary Originals
Iowa
Posts: 2,049
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It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10.. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


Now, I think #5 and #14 have to be my favorites bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin ..............................

Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
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Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

This'll tell you something about my hubs.....#4 & 6 are my favs! :crackup:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,145

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sarahjane Brisbane
Posts: 2,951

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Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
Posts: 5,354
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Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463


Yep, Yep, Yep  :dance:  To funny ... but true . Sorry guys bear_grin


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Jellybelly Bears Jellybelly Bears
Australia
Posts: 4,066

so funny!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

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beary_clairey Luton
Posts: 518

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I love em !!!

Claire

Tracy ThimbleBeary Originals
Iowa
Posts: 2,049
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This may help support my claim for #5  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: .........................

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