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Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

brokencomp.jpgMY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!


I don't do windows because ...

I love birds

and don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.



I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest

will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature

to have a home of their own.


I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others

to get jealous

I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because ...

My husband

will never be able

to find them again.


I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests

to stress out over what

to make when

they invite me

over for dinner.



I don't iron because ...
 
I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".



I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities

die young

and I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


Stellajella Wien
Posts: 1,399

:clap:
Bonnie, cool! Guess this is something to remember!!!
Thanx for sharing it!

Gaby bear_flower

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

doodlebears Celebration Ambassador

A philosophy that I wish I could live with Bonnie but NO...Ellen I'm there with you!
I'm so daft that I washed out the kitchen cupboards the night before the kitchen fitters came in and ripped them out to fit my new units.  bear_wacko  bear_wacko  bear_wacko  bear_wacko  bear_wacko

My family claim they are used to me and my exccentric ways.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs Jane.

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Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463


I used to be a crazy cleaning machine, when I was younger, but I realized life is to short , I don't want to spend it cleaning !! I do it when I can't stand it any more  bear_thumb


Thanks for sharing that now I don't feel quilty either :crackup:

MerBear MerBear Originals
Brockville, Ontario
Posts: 1,540

My cleaning philosophy is never to wear my glasses when cleaning. I found if I wore glasses I was cleaning much longer for some reason :crackup:

Marion

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

Marion,


I will have to try that  :crackup:

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

Bonnie,
I totally share your Philosophy!!!! That's definitely me too!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs &

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