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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

Michelle Helen

My 75 year old father sent this joke to me this and I thought some of you would enjoy this:

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests came back
with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
God?"

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the
bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes
off. "

"WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel," he
says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night
and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF!
the light goes off?

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims, "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!

Acipenser Bine-Teddies
Stockholm
Posts: 862

Acipenser

:doh:  :doh:  :doh:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

gotobedbears

No wonder my fridge needs cleaning out so often - I thought it was the juice bottles leaking!

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Great Gag Michelle

Penny  bear_tongue

dusty attic dusty attic bears
somerset
Posts: 968

dusty attic

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Thats a great one. :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Laniebears Arctophilia
Shropshire UK
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Laniebears

Michelle Ive just laughed my socks off  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

beary_clairey Luton
Posts: 518

beary_clairey

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Love that one !!!

Hugs

Claire

sarahjane Brisbane
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sarahjane

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Shirley Posts: 21

Shirley

funny.

baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
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baggaley bears

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Celena Oxford
Posts: 461

Celena

bear_shocked  peeing in the fridge! oh my oh my BUT  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

fredbear Fred-i-Bear
Johannesburg
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fredbear

:crackup:
Lynette
(typical)

kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
Posts: 1,467

kathytaylor

That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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matilda

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:
aaawww goodness........ :crackup:

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

Judi

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Can't wait to tell my hubby that one!

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

Judi

gotobedbears wrote:

No wonder my fridge needs cleaning out so often - I thought it was the juice bottles leaking!

Pen, you should be doing stand up comedy! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

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