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fribbles, ltd.A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the
bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and
put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my
rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about
to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Amelia
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Posts: 361Hi Amelia:
Very funny :crackup: :crackup:
I wish all of my American friends here a very Happy Thanksgiving!!
Hugs, Nancy 
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Posts: 3,540:crackup: :crackup: Happy Thanksgiving! :hug: :crackup:
Patsy Lake Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: I love it
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Joan
fribbles, ltd...not my story, but another funny one regardless!
Pregnant Turkey
A little Thanksgiving humor.
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
SHE'S A BLONDE!!!
=)
Amelia
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Naughty but funny!
Hugs Jane.
Chaska, MinnesotaI just love both stories... Such a hoot.....
Michelle
Matilda Huggington-beare:crackup: :crackup:
WienAmelia, I love your joke!
Your mom must be one cool person :crackup: ...and I love your sister, bet she has a good heart :)
Have a smashing weekend
Gaby
Bears by Jodi:crackup: :crackup:
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Oh bless !!!! Your poor sister !!!
LOL
Claire
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