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TamiL Dec 30, 2006

Calmness in our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works. We could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too, can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

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SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorDec 30, 2006

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Swan Valley Bears Dec 30, 2006

OMG, that is soooooo funny.  I just passed it on to my loved ones.   I might just have to look around the house for those things I haven't finished too.   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

clare14 Dec 30, 2006

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Brilliant!!! :dance:  :dance:

Pijangibears Dec 30, 2006

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sarahjane Dec 30, 2006

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Jodi Falk Dec 30, 2006

WOW tomorrow I think I will try that !!!! :dance:

heartsez Dec 31, 2006

I am still laughing..why didn't i think of that this morning?!  thanks for the chuckle!  deb

articicle Dec 31, 2006

Silly Dr. Phil...all that and no mention about faith.      its amazing how Christmas is supposed to be such a joyous time, the good news of the savior's birth... and somehow so many get caught in the whirlwind of stuff and got to dos that they need a break after their vacations. 

I've got some unfinished pipe tobaccoo that needs taking care of... :crackup:

articicle

patsylakebears Dec 31, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: love it Tami ..

K P Bear Dec 31, 2006

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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorDec 31, 2006

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Oh Tami thanks for that.    Your Dr Phil guys got some funny ideas...not to sure about the Prozac prescription though. 

Hugs Jane.     

rufnut Dec 31, 2006

:crackup: Love it  :crackup:

Dilu Jan 1, 2007

What a grand idea, even as we speak i am feeling contented; hot chocolate and Christmas cookies, all mine!  Especially since you know who started his diet.  Ha!  and is at work tonight.....lets see what else can I finish?

mouths on the gollies, oh no!  that is well thought out!  No mouth no yammmering about wanting everything in the world......

Michelle Helen Jan 1, 2007

Tami: too funny...I too can think of a few sweeties I have yet to finish. I think Dr. Phil has it right this go around.....Hmmm...off to the kitchen I go....