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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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My Dad sent this to me and we had a great chuckle...Enjoy....

Cats and Dogs
I guess it all depends on your perspective...


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm- Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm- Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm- Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the
carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The
bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors  have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe.

For now...

Tami E Tami Eveslage Original Teddy Bears
Milford Ohio
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I have seen this before, but I laugh every time!!!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

Yep , having both cats and dogs in my life that is so true !!

puca bears puca bears
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Yes - I've seen this one before too......and it is so true of our dog....evrything is, at the appropriate moment  her "favourite thing"! And boy, can she get excited - and 55 kilos of excited dog makes for a "stand well clear" moment! bear_wacko
huggies
Maria

karenaus Melbourne
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:crackup:   love it! Thank you for sharing- its so true, at least of the cats that live here;)

Stellajella Wien
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Michelle, how true, how true! :crackup:

Gaby bear_flower

SillyBear Posts: 15

This is really funny, I have a cat and a dog and it sounds just like them.

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Very funny, I don't have cats but know just how my sister's Siamese cats act and it reads true to them. My dogs are exactly like the doggie diary says, happy with everything, especially ‘ Walkies’, which I shout out to them just before going out. They get so excited, especially Lucy who does a lap of the house a few times in her excitement.

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

I'm glad you put it up Michelle. I copied it this time to share with friends. It always makes me laugh bear_grin

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