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Tami E Tami Eveslage Original Teddy Bears
Milford Ohio
Posts: 2,367

Tami E

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Hellll-looo,   those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.  bear_grin



This made me laugh. bear_laugh  I hope you enjoy it too. I didn't see it coming--perhaps because I'm blond!!!

samanthapotter Mary Myrtle Miniatures
Cheltenham, UK
Posts: 800
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samanthapotter

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Even though I am blonde, I still found this hilarious!!!!  Good one!!! bear_grin

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

TamiL

LOL  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Gijzette Elfin Bears
Mount Dora FL
Posts: 1,507
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Gijzette

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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

Michelle Helen

ok that was cute.. :crackup:

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Pumpkin & Pickle Bears
East Sussex
Posts: 2,047

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears

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SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,152

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

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Acipenser Bine-Teddies
Stockholm
Posts: 862

Acipenser

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Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

Judi

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I can' wait to tell hubby this one.

Shelli SHELLI MAKES
Chico, California
Posts: 9,939
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Shelli Retired Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

HA!  :crackup:

bumblebearies Bumblebearies
Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 436
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bumblebearies

I don't get it........................................................................just kidding.....

hahahhahahhahhah .......

bubbles Bearz by Ilze
Canberra
Posts: 391

bubbles

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DebbieD Posts: 3,540

DebbieD

:crackup:  :crackup:   Well, they worked didn't they?  bear_tongue  :crackup:

MKinsey/TBF Teddy Bear and Friends
Lancaster PA
Posts: 390

MKinsey/TBF Editor of Teddy Bear and Friends

Good one!  bear_tongue

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