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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah.
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one.
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.................... thank you.
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"... on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
Hugs
Vicki
OMG those are tooo funnny!!!
My mom should be there too...she once printed off an email she recieved and wanted me to see, highlighted the part she wanted me to read and then put it in the mail and sent it to me via Canada Post:crackup: :crackup:
Hugs,
Krista
WienVicky, these cracked me up :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
The one with netscape & internet explorer, that could be me :crackup:
Gaby 
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too funny!!!!! 
Bruinwerks:crackup: :crackup: A friend of ours is a 'tech support' kind of guy, and more that once when I've called him about a problem he says: "I see the problem, there's an information blockage between the chair and the keyboard!". Sadly I fall for it most of the time!
Dolls N Dreams:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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Hugs,
Bears by EdieVicki, these are just hilarious!!! Makes me feel not quite so technologically challenged when I can "get" these and know that I am not QUITE that bad!!!
Waggle Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Love them, Vicki!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Here's two more:
Tech: May I help you?
Customer: My computer doesn't work.
Tech: Did you plug it in?
Customer: Yes. And I'm pushing down as hard as I can on the foot pedal, but it won't go!
Tech: May I help you?
Customer: I just want to tell you how much I love my new computer. But my favorite part is the automatic cup holder!
Matilda Huggington-beareOh how wonderful I'm not that bad.......or am I?
