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Waggle BearsI received this from a friend today...no offense intended to you wonderful guys on our forum.
For all those men who say, why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like..... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Chaska, Minnesotavery funny.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
That's brilliant :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Pauline
Love it!!!!!!! :crackup:
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Hilarious, and (partially) true!
Ellen
Newcastle, OntarioI'm saving this one! :crackup:
hugs,
Brenda
Past Time Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"a bear by kim"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
DEFINATLY ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!!
Back Road Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Too funny!!
Storytime Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Sorry bear guys but this is very funny :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Very funny :crackup: :crackup:
Hugs
Vicki
Little Bear GuyNo offence taken at all ladies I have broad shoulders, but lookie what I found. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Women are like
1) Women are like...the stock market.....They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
2) Women are like...computers.....They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
3) Woman are like...Saran Wrap.....Useful but clingy.
4) Woman are like...horses.....Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
5) Woman are like...parking meters.....If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
6) Woman are like...fax machines.....Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
7) Woman are like...political campaign contributors.....If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
8) Woman are like...refrigerators.....They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
9) Woman are like...blue jeans.....They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
10) Woman are like...country western songs.....They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
big hugs
Shane
Posts: 1,836:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Good one!
:hug:
~Chrissi
Posts: 2,203Men think they know everything! But they are incapable of cleaning anything. 
WienMarly & Shane..... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Gaby 
