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My son in law sent this to me- thinks he is so smart.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We
need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving."
Lynette
WienROFL :crackup:
Good one!
Gaby 
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Bears by Jodi
Blankie Bears:crackup: :crackup: Funny--but too true! Only not in the way you are thinking! My hubby is quite the "expert" cook and he would actually say all those things if I ever dared to cook anything in his presence! I stay out of the kitchen unless he is not at home! Makes me too nervous to have him looking over my shoulder! So, this joke struck a different chord with me!! Still funny, though! Ginny
Terries Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: That is too funny!!!
Ginny, my husband is also the "cook" in the home, as is my son-in law, spoilt this way.
For their birthdays we are sending them on a cooking course !!!!!!!!!!
Lynette
