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Apple Dumpling DesignsSo...I'm going stark raving looney with not being able to see very well...so I decided to work on a bear...a little bear using some upholstery velvet...ORANGE...figure if I ruined it I wouldn't be too upset. WRONG!!! It's probably a good thing he's blurry blurry blurry...otherwise I may have one of my head chopping attacks again.
Deep breaths Shantell....breathe slowly!!! 
Upstate New YorkSlowly step away from the bear Shantell. Now fix yourself a cup of chamomile tea and put in one of those thunderstorm or babbling brook cd's.
Smile. Do not have any orange thoughts.
Posts: 2,203He can't be that bad. Jenn
Rufnut Teddy'sChocolate helps everything, well almost everything 
Past Time BearsShantell - orange happens to be my favorite color!! Finish the bear, finish the bear!! NO head chopping!!
DoodlebearsShantell please keep on with the deep breathing and NO bear head chopping you hear my girl
(Cor blimey mate listen to me getting bossy) I'm sure your bear will be wonderful and you will be so proud of him seeing as he was made whilst your vision was blurry. LOVE HIM!!!!!!!
Jane.
Baird'sBears Speaking on behalf of the Little Orange Bear Protection Society . . .
We'll be watching! Go for the chocolate!
Eileen
Eeeks, I think I can hear the theme from 'Psycho' coming out of my speakers!
Matilda Huggington-beareSTICK IN THE BLENDER!!!!GO ON I DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::lol::lol:
stick 'im in tha blender
mix 'im all around
tip in the tobasco sauce
'an feed 'im to tha clowns:lol::lol::lol::lol:
DoodlebearsMatilda, I'm getting worried about you......Yikes you're scary!
Jane
oh dear poor little orange bear!
i had a dream i was eating loads of chocolate! and i was panicking as i am on weight watchers and i would have blown all my points! argggggggggggggg i want point free chocolate
hugs Kerren
Slowly step away from the bear Shantell. Now fix yourself a cup of chamomile tea and put in one of those thunderstorm or babbling brook cd's.
Smile. Do not have any orange thoughts.
HA!
or perhaps a glass of orange juice?
Posts: 8,574Oh Matilda- you are a very scarry lady :lol::lol::lol:
Shantell, since we all know what you did to that pool little bear head not even a month ago i am very afraid we will have to turn you in to the
stbfss. This is very very very serious.....be careful!
Posts: 8,574STBFSS
SAVE THE BEAR FROM SHANTELL SOCIETY
:P
Apple Dumpling DesignsDilu Darling, I'm happy to announce that there were no bear parts chopped, mutilated or otherwise harmed...please see "Nasturtium" in the Showcase area for the outcome of my adventures in blind bear making.
Apple Dumpling DesignsI've gone and done it again...
NO...not head chopping...but feeling the NEED to make another tiny bear...gotta get it done before all the flowers are gone for the winter 
Posts: 3,177STICK IN THE BLENDER!!!!GO ON I DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::lol::lol:
stick 'im in tha blender
mix 'im all around
tip in the tobasco sauce
'an feed 'im to tha clowns:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Now this is my sort of gal!!!!
Love the little ditty - i shall adopt it and teach it to my grandson as soon as he's able to talk - his Mum is gonna lurve me!
Ta, Matilda
Penny :P
P.S. I love orange it's one of my favourite colours
Baird'sBears Penny, what fun to be a grandmother! I can't wait . . .
That little ditty suddenly brought to mind the one I heard all the time as a child. In those days, it was a major gross-out:
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat a worm.
I'll bite off the head
And suck out the juice,
And throw the skin away.
Eileen
Posts: 3,177Yeah i love this one Eileen but it's a bit different over here:
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
so i think I'll go & eat a worm.
Long ones fat ones
short ones skinny ones
see them squiggle and squirm
Bite their heads off
suck their guts out
throw the skin away.
Nobody knows how i survive
on three fat worms
a day
Penny :twisted:
Flying Fur StudiosHa ha ha, I know it as
No-body loves me
eveybody hates me
out in the garden eatin' worms
1st you bite the heads off
then you suck the guts out
Out in the garden eating worms.
Funny, how we each know a different version.
Heather
Winneybears and FriendsI heard it when I was just a litle kid...
No body loves me
everybody hates me
I think I'll go out and eat worms
Big ones fats ones
I don't care if I get germs... Yuck.. Winney
Winneybears and FriendsOh I forgot to say right after ; Big ones, fat ones
Little ones, skinny ones .......Winney
Baird'sBears I just goes to show what the colonists did to mess up all those lovely British traditions. I heard my version in Virginia. I guess the Loyalists kept the original version (almost) pure in Canada? :D
Eileen
Posts: 8,574:lol::lol::lol: Here's to the Ladies wh are Crazyily funny!
