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Thought i would share this with you all 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig 
.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig 
.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine? :crackup: )
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm...... 
)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that. 
)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that, too. )
Polar bears are left-handed.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?? )
Hugs
Vicki
Brisbane:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Vicki I laughed more at your comments than the information!!! :crackup: :crackup:
By the way I can't believe that the pig doesn't have sex for pleasure!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Where on earth did you get those facts from?? Fascinating (your comments cracked me up too). :crackup: Thanks for the laughs.
Regards
Lisa
KiddoBearsVicky Me too! :crackup: :hug: comments were :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: ing me up But you sure have people wondering now! :hug:
They were hilarious. Remind me never to come back as a lady lion!!!!
Newcastle, OntarioVicki, those are priceless - where DID you get those from LOL!
hugs,
Brenda
hmmmmm
i was born in the year of thr pig ....
currently working on my own atomic bomb - in fact its probably my second if i'm honest ! :crackup: sorry ... ! 
cat xxx
Wilmslow CheshireThese are great Vicki apart from the left handed one as I am left handed 
love your comments
hugs,
Louise x
Actually bonobo chimps have sex for pleasure too, and they do it face to face... wow, I love my Zoology degree XD
Real Deal Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh gosh, your comments on them were priceless :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bears by JodiCute !! I will pass this on to my friend !!! :crackup: Now that pig thing is sticking in my mind too, I am going through a divorce and .... it has 8 an 1/2 years since my last time I had sex !!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! Sorry to be so bold but.... facts are facts !!!! ummmmmmmm !!!!!
Past Time BearsCute !! I will pass this on to my friend !!! :crackup: Now that pig thing is sticking in my mind too, I am going through a divorce and .... it has 8 an 1/2 years since my last time I had sex !!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! Sorry to be so bold but.... facts are facts !!!! ummmmmmmm !!!!!
Ooooooh, Jodi - I'm so tempted to come back with a sassy, sarcastic comment about your soon-to-be ex, but I won't. Maybe your - um - misfortune will turn around when he's out of the picture. 
Bears by JodiI am praying for happier days ahead !!! I looked at appartments today....pretty GRIM !!!! GOD has to protect me !!!! Oh Boy !!! KEEP PRAYING !!!!
