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Dolls N Dreams
Diary of a Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.
Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in the
typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months ...
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions
...
8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...
learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ...
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"...
isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's ... they are just so hard to
peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh
108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ...
there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Whew! What a year!!
HI Tami - they were so funny, although I can say that as I am a brunette!!
Past Time Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Ruby Mountain Bears:crackup: :doh: 
:crackup: too funny, i just sent that to the blonde girl I work with!!!
Patsy Lake Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Terries Bears:crackup: :crackup: I will have to send these to my sister!......giggle, giggle....... :crackup:
Posts: 2,203:crackup:
Posts: 3,540September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
YES!!! She's right the capitAl of California is "C" because the CapitOl of California would be Sacramento :clap: :clap: :clap:
Soooo glad I'm not the only one to have troubles with those Kool Aide instructions :doh: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
These were great 
Chaska, Minnesota:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bine-TeddiesSoooo? (I'm blonde) :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Matilda Huggington-beare:crackup: I so dearly hope you didnt pull these out of your own diary. It would be hard not to notice that you are ..'blonde'... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Dolls N Dreams:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
