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Sunnie BearsI got this last night in my email
A man was walking home alone late one
foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and
through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP..
BUMP..
Terrified, the man begins to run toward
his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his
keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes throught his
door, with the lid of the casket clapping...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down
the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for
something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of
Robitussin!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at
the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
MerBear Originalsyou should be ashamed of yourself 
Marion
Past Time Bears
Back Road BearsOh dear! 
Posts: 3,540 Ahhhhh.....that was bad!!! :crackup: Ya had me on the edge of my seat though :crackup:
Patsy Lake Bears Sunnie Bearsyou should be ashamed of yourself
Marion
Oh I am VERY VERY ashamed
NOT! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Woodbury Park Bearsloved it 
PawssiblesOkay, so I really needed a laugh...thanks.
smack smack oh naughty one
Lynette
DoodlebearsOh Sonya that's just so funny, thanks for that one. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Hugs, Jane.
Matilda Huggington-beare:crackup: :doh: :crackup: Yep you should be ashamed of yourself :crackup:
I'm shaking my head at the fact that I'm laughing at this joke.
