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The Bear Club
Derby
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www.thebearclub.co.uk Jan 8, 2008

Hi,

Just thought I would share a few bear jokes with you. We are looking for some more to add to our jokes page of our site. Does anyone have any good ones?

http://www.thebearclub.co.uk/funitem.php?funid=113

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Two hikers were out in the woods when all of a sudden, a bear started chasing them. They climbed a tree, but the bear started climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker got his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second hiker said, "What are you doing?"

The first responded, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."

The second said, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"

The first guy replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear; I just have to outrun you!"

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A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, silently gives him a beer.

"Thanks," the bear says. "What do I owe you?"

The bartender stops and thinks for a moment. Even though this bear is smart, he thinks, he probably hasn't been in many bars. So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars." The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender gives in to his curiosity and walks back over to the bear.

"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."

The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

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Campaigns to bear-proof all garbage containers in wild areas have been difficult because, as one biologist put it, "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

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Hope you enjoy them.