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fredbear Fred-i-Bear
Johannesburg
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Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary.  One winter morning

while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are

going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today.  You must park

your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow

can get through."  So Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today.  You

must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the

snowplow can get through."  Norman's wife goes out and moves her

car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow

today.  You must park ........"  Then the electric power goes out. 

Norman 's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she

says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.  Which side of the street do

I need to park on, so the snowplow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, like all men who are

married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave

it in the garage this time."

BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
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Norfolk
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Aleta - The Silly Bear The Silly Bear
Portland, Oregon
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Well, I certainly didn't see that one coming!!  :crackup:  :crackup: Yes, a certified blonde here.

Warmest bear hugs,  :hug:
Aleta

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