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TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

TamiL

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!



One for the ladies


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'


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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN


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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'


patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
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BFB-Lyn Brimbin Forest Bears
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Lisa q.D.paToOtieS
Near Fredericksburg, VA
Posts: 1,349

Lisa

TamiL wrote:

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'


Or you could rename it "Map with Directions"...

That made my day.  Lots of laughs - Thanks! :clap:  :clap:  :clap:

Hugs,
Lisa

Melbear Melbear's Quality Collectibles
Spruce Grove, Alberta
Posts: 527
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Melbear

heehee, those are sooooo funny.. and true. heehee!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs!
Melanie

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

DebbieD

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   The first one really cracked me up!!   bear_tongue   These are great!!  :crackup:  :crackup:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Kristina Kristina Bears
Edmonton
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Kristina

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG that is soo funny and true!!! I love the pillow one!!!!

Kristina

katiecountrymouse1 KatieCountryBears
Bolton-le-sands, Carnforth
Posts: 3,101
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katiecountrymouse1

Hi Tamil
Just great! bear_thumb
Just the thing to get me started for the day.THANKS. :clap:  :clap:
Love Kayx. bear_wub

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