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Wisdom Bears Wisdom Bears
Ayrshire, Scotland.
Posts: 951

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cookedbreakfastfor his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night." Hugs Rita xxxx

Eileen Baird'sBears
Toronto
Posts: 3,873

bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin Ah, Justice!  bear_grin

Eileen

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

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Yay! At last true justice. My husband used to come in from work and if I was sitting down he would say 'Had a nice easy day then', but if I was standing he would say 'Still at it love'. Guess who jumped to her feet when the car arrived in the driveway!  ;)

Jane  bear_laugh

Shari Nova Scotia,Canada
Posts: 1,712

Jane.... bear_grin  bear_grin bear_grin You can sing..Still Standing after all these years...... bear_grin

Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

LOL!!! Aaah, that's great! Serves him right! If only..........  bear_grin

Deb Upstate New York
Posts: 1,650

Hehehe, hahaha, hohoho ... teeheehee ...

I can't stop.

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

LOL! bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin That is the funniest joke I have heard in a longtime!!!!  I am crying here! bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

Ahh man, what a funny joke.
But it doesn help those of us who are still debating to have kids or not!!! LOL  a080.gif
Heather

bearsbybeesley bears by beesley TM
Tofield Alberta Canada
Posts: 6,818

Just excellent Hon!! bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

Many Hugs Louise

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
Posts: 3,518

NOw that is too funny!

LOL

Danni

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